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richgaaaang:

don’t let tumblr make you believe that

- krusty krab is unfair

- mr krabs is in there

- standing at the concession

- plotting his oppression 

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jimmyoffthehook:

Game of Thrones season 4 spoilers

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therorasaurus:

so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 

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mcgani:

"Ron is stupid and wimpy"

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"Sansa is an idiot and a coward!"

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"The Bible says gays can’t marry!"

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grass10:

””“”“why did you cut your hair?::”“”“”  i cut my hair to piss you off. specifially you, i was thinking of you when i cut my hair. i was thinking that you, specifically, would be interested in what my newly short hair meant to you, specifically.

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weaselette-regeneration:

unclefather:

dogpuppy:

I have so many questions

What kind of spa has hot pockets? Why are their walls so thin? Where can I find one of these spas with hot pockets? 

How did he know that they had them? How did he know which wall to break to get to where they were kept?

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natawhat:

misandrist:

People in their early twenties still refer to people older than them as “adults”. When do you think they stop… and realize… they are adults

I’m not an adult, I’m a child with a drinking permit.

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curlicuecal:

This is the best thing I have ever seen.

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theonlyroseleft:

saucefactory:

crutchy:

Thanks, Cas. Thanks.

TRUE THOUGH

STILL MY FAVORITE CAS/SAM/DEAN COMIC EVER

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silverfan95:

Oh god that animation is so good ;w;

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brundle-bambi:

grrspit:

zenodotus5:

cognitivedissonance:

brooklynmutt:

Now on your restaurant bill: Obamacare fee

I’m fine with this. If it means said place is complying with the ACA instead of trying to get around it by kicking their employees on to the exchanges via cutting hours to part-time, great. Here’s two dimes.

Twenty cents for a bill of over $20. So that employees get health insurance. This is a fucking ADVERTISEMENT for Obamacare.

^^^

No lie. 

You’re willing to pay 2.50 for an iced tea and 6.50 for a hot dog and yet you bitch about .20 going to give employees health coverage? Get outta my face.

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ydrill:

The amazing attraction of the sink.

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loki-struts-tom-dances:

hungryhungryhiddles:

Get cereal, Tony says.

Get healthy cereal, Steve says.

Pop-Tarts, Thor says.

Fuck it, this is the one Tasha likes.  MOVING ON.

headcannon accepted

This is sweet.

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